Up Schist Creek

29/09/2014

Warning Major Spoiler!

bagelr:

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Captain Spoiler from the looks of it.  It was a nice try, though.

17/09/2014

zombie1ovejuice:

theroyalstapler:

As an introvert, I’ve done, and do, all of these things…. constantly.

HAHA I DO ALMOST ALL OF THESE

16/09/2014

some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

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dylanbean:

I said this exact thing to a coworker about a customer today.

dylanbean:

I said this exact thing to a coworker about a customer today.

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15/09/2014

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comedycentral:

Find out which of these #MakeAMovieCanadian tweets drove a zamboni over the competition on tonight’s new @midnight, eh.

He had a point

outofcontextdnd:

DM: A car screams to a stop in front of you.  A bunch of gangers jump out and ask what you’re doing on their turf.

Street Sam: I pull my gun and start shooting.

DM: What?

Street Sam: That’s the way its going to go anyway, so lets just save time and get to it.

“ What is it about modern conservatism that demands there always be not just a threat, but an existential threat? It’s not enough that Saddam Hussein was a vicious dictator, he also had to be just years away from unleashing a “mushroom cloud” upon us all. It’s not just that there was a temporary rise in the number of undocumented minors crossing our borders, we had to have people like Rep. Louie Gohmert explain to us why this was going to somehow result in the end of American civilization. And those kids probably had Ebola. And they were probably Muslims. Reforming health care was going to lead to a dystopian future in which you would appear before a government panel that decided whether you lived or died. Putin is an evil mastermind who has his eyes not just on Crimea or even Ukraine, but on most of Europe if we do not send in our own tanks, or talk much more angrily, or do some other unspecified something. Everything is the immediate precursor to Armageddon, every day, all the time. „

The Great Orange Satan on Sen. Lindsey Graham, who says: ‘They will open the gates of hell’, ‘This is ISIL versus mankind’. (via wilwheaton)

wilwheaton:

(via @iGriever)

yes

wilwheaton:

(via @iGriever)

yes

ohhmaiko:

what the fuck

ohhmaiko:

what the fuck

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