A Twitter parody account for George R.R. Martin shared a glimpse of what the next installment in the A Song of Fire and Ice series would look like if written from Hodor’s perspective.
Felt inspired to make my own
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?
Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.
This is obviously proof that coffee restores previously severed appendages.
I am highly disappointed in the knowledge that the recipes arent even included in the link.
So naturally, I have tracked them down for you to the best of my abilities.
* this recipe link is only instructions on how to put the cake together and contains no actual pancake recipe. Use a regular pancake recipe for plain pancakes for this one.
I need all of these
i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster