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Random Songs I’m Listening To These Days #4:
“King of Spain” - ‘Moxy Früvous’, appearing on the album, “Bargainville” (1993)
October 2008
Man accused of killing girlfriend's fish during fight →
murfreesboropost.com
Wanda will be missed, but K-k-k-k-Ken is p-p-p-lotting ruh-ruh-ruh-revenge.
Man's testicles swelled up like footballs after vasectomy →
telegraph.co.uk
5 days later, they turned black and burst like ripe melons. And then it gets weird.
Is surfing the internet altering your brain? →
canada.com
Nonsense, I’m the same pure and wholesome guy I was before the internet. Can’t you tell from these news links?
Woman arrested with large quanity of cocaine hidden in her vagina →
seacoastonline.com
Incident redefines the meaning of ‘crack habit’.
Donny and Marie Osmond Extend Las Vegas Strip Show →
starpulse.com
Show continues to fill previously unexplored niche of all-nude brother-sister revues.
Injured pedestrian sued for damaging car →
upi.com
In other news, Iraq to be sanctioned for stepping out in front of coalition forces in 2003.
Bees kill 3 dogs, injure 70-yr old woman →
palmbeachpost.com
Possible suspects include the hounds, the bees, or the hounds that shoot bees out of their mouths.
The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure →
fe20.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com
Men everywhere continue to control their spouse’s blood pressure by administering Dutch Oven maneuvre.
Paris Hilton Buys Ticket on the Virgin Enterprise Rocket →
starpulse.com
Notable because you don’t often see her name and ‘virgin’ in the same sentence.
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Random Songs I’m Listening To These Days #3:
“Wise Up! Sucker” - ‘Pop Will Eat Itself’, from the album, “This is the Day… This is the Hour… This is This!” (1989)
I can’t remember how I got into these guys, but it was in an HMV in downtown Montreal in 1989.
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Random Songs I’m Listening To These Days #2:
“Canadian Idiot” - Weird Al Yankovic, from the album, “Straight Outta Lynwood”
Denied sex, man urinates on roommate's dog →
postcrescent.com
Dog later said that she simply wasn’t in the mood.
Woman arrested for virtual murder of virtual spouse in Maple Story →
cnn.com
Claims he urinated on her virtual dog.
Students face punishment for 'Hit a Jew Day' →
kmov.com
The planned Holocaust Re-enactment Day has also been cancelled.
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Random Songs I’m Listening To These Days #1:
“Them Kids” - Sam Roberts, from the album “Love At the End of the World”
