Wikipedia - Who is Sarah Palin? →
shutupinternet: Before you start the posts about Sarah Palin, find a little bit out about her and what she stands for. Then rip her to shreds. I loved her brother in Life of Brian. /got nothing.
Steve Jobs' obituary accidentally published →
I’m not dead, yet. I don’t want to go on the cart.
Mulder in rehab for sex addiction →
The Truth is out there, Scully. Giggity giggity.
Boy dies after being stabbed with a pen →
The pen *is* mightier than the sword, after all.
Still using freebie themes, but I’m starting to customize a little. I’m adding page code later today that will import twitter and last.fm scrobbling updates to the left sidebar, then I’ll see how much empty space is left over there. That other theme I was using was u-g-l-y. What was I thinking?
shutupinternet : Honestly, what is Alien Ant Farm doing on my computer? Am I ever going to actually listen to “Smooth Criminal” again? No. That song wasn’t even good when they covered it years ago. I hope I didn’t spend money on that song. I just downloaded the ANThology. Did I see it in your library in SimplifyMedia, or someone elses?
The number of questions asked by students in the class is directly related to...– Me.
Study: Beer makes women more attractive →
It also makes for a great excuse to drink while researching, apparently.
Man sees the face of Jesus in a moth →
Don’t fly into the light! Blind faith makes the Baby Moth Jesus cry.
Woman goes down baggage chute at Swedish airport →
She was later refunded the $50 for being overweight.
I remember you, Tumblr. *looks sheepish* …
From the 'You Learn Something New Every Day'...
East German spas, such as the one in my hotel here in the Leipzig area, are co-ed. Fun Fact: It is also against the rules to wear a swimsuit. The visiting Americans I saw in there were not impressed to learn this. “This is ridiculous!” Shut up, no one is looking at you as a hook-up, lady.
shutupinternet : I love how Tumblr users all get together to talk about one thing at one time but all with unique and different styles. A few weeks ago it was the iPhone, then a community wide tribute to Carlin, then a bit about Brett Favre but more that week about the iPhone’s stupid I Am Rich application. Now it’s the Olympics for two weeks and while some people are watching every night...
Olympics Highlight of the day
lifeofbk: kami: Watching the Russian favourite in the Women’s 65kg Weightlifting event fluff all 3 of her lifts, start crying, and run into a wall. Fucking classic. That sounds amazing. Please tell me there’s a recorded video somewhere. It’s times like this that make me appreciate my DVR, and the fact that I set it to record the Olympic broadcasts automagically in HD. I...
Giant inflatable dog turd causes havoc →
The massive poop broke free from the museum, took out a power line, then busted up a greenhouse before landing and taking out a window in a daycare centre. The Aristocrats.
'Porn Inspector' fails to get free porn →
Former career as a ‘Bikini Inspector’ was equally successful.
'Evil Dead 2' voted the greatest B-movie of all... →
Elderly man shoots kids that wouldn't get off his... →
Apparently he had already shook his cane, threatened to ‘call the cops’.
Iraq tells US to Get Off Their Lawn →
Cane-shaking, idle threats to ‘call the cops’ to follow.
Nigerian advises against having 86 wives →
Claims to be only able to afford 85 on the avails of Nigerian Prince scams.
x-vii: Getting my invite to the Warhammer Online closed beta has made me a bit less of the sappy sad sod I’ve been lately. The fact that this is what has cheered me up should probably make me more the sappy sad sod, but I’ll save that for later. I’ll see you in there, it’ll only take me four days to torrent the file. Stupid torrent!!! That means, I’ll see you in there once...
How to build a homemade steadycam →
The cure for sweat is Botox in the armpits →
Still no cure for being chronically smelly.
Giant smelly flower puts on sex show in Belgium →
Still no match for ping-pong ball acts in Amsterdam.
9 dead, 10 injured in single-vehicle SUV rollover →
Still nothing compared to how many the Canyonero could kill.
Louisiana principal calls for English-only in... →
Was then heard to scream, “Gooks in the wire!” before diving into a homemade bunker.
Man with chicken in pants arrested at Palm Springs... →
He claims that his wife told him to go cluck himself.
Is there a Terrorist in your home? →
Video games, computers, cell phones, magazines, music, TV and movies - The New Face of Terrorism? Wow.
BrianIsInYou, Live Show Now →
Why aren’t you listening already? All the cool kids are.
Upset family learns of man's hospital death five... →
Do they have a right to be upset, given that none of them bothered to visit in almost a week?
Death Row inmate claims he is too fat to be... →
If lethal injection is ruled out, prison officials plan to let him walk up stairs instead.
RCMP say that sixth foot to wash ashore is likely... →
And they say this story didn’t have legs.