December 2009
Family brawl ensues when father tells son, "Make... →
In the interests of a speedy trial, the judge will try to sandwich this case in between two other matters.
“At least the Iranian people know how to bring it. Facing a corrupt clerical...”
– Dennis Perrin (via jhnbrssndn)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Static-X (11)
Forever the Sickest Kids (9)
Fall Out Boy (8)
The Rocket Summer (8)
Dope (7)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
RCMP aiding with airport security backlog →
Lines are moving smoothly, only a handful of taserings were required.
New Hampshire snow plows now equipped with lasers →
Local officials are beaming with pride.
Chinese man throws bicycle at scooter thieves →
They were sad at being captured, moped around their jail cell.
Pastor fatally shoots son during Christmas Day... →
Family says it’s OK, the son should be back at Easter.
86-yr old Governor in India resigns in sex tape... →
He plans to sue the people responsible, as the evidence will not stand up in court.
it's my first
incaseyoumissedit:
catchstars:
christmas being single in 3 years….maybe that’s why i’m not in the spirit?
i hear ya
This is my first being single in 15 years.
FML.
Police target lack of seatbelts, drunken drivers →
Police are prepared to hand out free liquor to address this shortage of drunken drivers.
Spending the day with my 9-yr old daughter. I let her pick a movie to go see - the Alvin and the Chipmunks thing, Thr Princess and the Frog, or Avatar 3D. She picked Avatar.
That’s mah girl :-D
Town Names That Are Fun To Say, Pt. 1:
notthatkindagay:
inothernews:
phunkyfresh:
inothernews:
“Quogue”
“Massapequa”
“Shinnecock.”
bangor!
Dildo (town in Newfoundland, Canada)
Pa. man's belt stops bullet shot through car →
notthatkindagay:
A little too close for comfort.
It refused to buckle under pressure.
Car crashes into Burger King →
jhnbrssndn:
up-schist-creek:
Is resting comfortably in hospital, expects to be back making creepy TV advertisements in the new year.
If I say this story sounds like a Whopper, please don’t flame me.
Agreed. I wouldn’t want to become emBroiled in a flame war.
[Linguistics] Guidelines for the Behavior of...
tristn:
tehhen:
1. The IPA symbol for a bilabial click is not called “the cervix,” even if it really looks like one. ʘ ʘ ʘ ʘ ʘ 2. Students must not giggle every time someone says “labial.” 3. Students are not allowed to start a letter-writing campaign demanding enfranchisement for voiceless phonemes. 4. Students must remember that the IPA only covers the sounds the human mouth can make. 5....
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Felon imprisoned for having 22,000 rounds of ammo →
What a dum-dum.
Car crashes into Burger King →
Is resting comfortably in hospital, expects to be back making creepy TV advertisements in the new year.
Fetus found in box under Christmas tree →
The couple living in the trailer where it was found were arrested and face charges. They claim they had planned to ‘act surprised’ on Christmas morning so as not to let on that they knew what they were getting.
Man castrates himself with razor →
Neighbours say they could clearly see he’s nuts.
Man convicted for stealing 18 jars of Marmite →
The judge admonished him for committing such a tasteless act.
He's Bach!
jhnbrssndn:
poisonville:
mercurypdx:
poisonville:
zombienumbersix:
Rock out with your Bach out, motherfuckers!
SIX IS BACH!
I didn’t know he was Haydn.
Six, next time you go AWOL, you gotta Telemann first. (Folks were worried he’d Orffed himself.)
I’d heard he’d flown off to Britten.
He tried, but they wouldn’t let him on the plane because he’s on the No Fly Liszt.
Words "Geek" and "Nerd" should be banned, says... →
Nerd - the new ‘N’ word.
OK couple told they can't return thier adopted son... →
State officials point to the sign on the door that says, “No returns before December 28th”.
Toys That Can Kill →
It’s not the Season of Giving without articles about toys that can end your life.
"Avatar" star mistaken for gay porn actor →
Witness later explains that he looked a lot bigger on screen, chalks it up to CGI prowess.
Off-duty cop pulls gun to quell Twitter-organized... →
Claims he was just in the holiday spirit, and wanted to play his Gloch und spiel.
Twitter Turns a Profit →
See, I knew it was just a matter of time before a site with no advertising or intent to carry any, ever, ran out of funds and fell flat on their… wait, wat?
General Motors poaches CFO from Microsoft →
Future GM vehicles to feature new Blue Windscreen of Death.
Government-backed Gay Bar Opens in China →
notthatkindagay:
Although gay scenes are flourishing in large cities such as Beijing and Shanghai, gay people feel less confident about coming out in smaller cities and the countryside. Dali is one of the 10 cities in China most heavily affected by HIV/AIDS, and the bar, supported by the city’s health department and two non-governmental organizations, aims to address the rising incidence of the...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →
Battlestar Galactica (40)
Forever the Sickest Kids (23)
Biffy Clyro (22)
The Rocket Summer (21)
TV on the Radio (19)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Boy trapped in CostCo gun safe →
Store staff were quick to rifle through cabinets for the key combination.
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'Tongue poking' is illegal in Italy →
Local raspberry growers are distraught.
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Magazine salesman arrested for sexual assault,... →
Apparently his victims don’t subscribe to his sales methods.