i’m single again :(
i’m single again :(
Sucks man, my condolences.
Hey, if it’s any consolation, so am I! I separate informally from my wife of 13 years tomorrow and move into a shared townhouse. Ain’t life grand?
If I were the shameless type, this is where I would rehash something like, “It’s an appropriate sentence given how he Madoff with everyone’s money.”
Lucky for you, I’m not like that AT ALL.
She’s not likely to find assistance from the local homeless shetler either, as her husband is responsible for most of the clientele.
Disaster was averted when the GPS instructed him to turn left, directly into an adjacent lake. He was rescued by two Dunder Mifflin employees who just happened to already be in the water.
He is being held without bail pending a decision on whether he’ll be charged with petty theft or braking and entering.
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Victim offered no resistance, as he had no intentions of playing the gyro.
Claims that it shouldn’t be a crime to try to get some tail, it will be a total fluke if he is convicted.
Fire investigators say the blaze was fueled by a large quantity of morning wood.
You haven’t seen everything until you’ve senior grandmother in an orange jumpsuit.
FDA also issues warning that some street Cheerios have been cut with All Bran and should be considered dangerous.
Captain Crunch and Count Chocula among the ranks of jilted husbands that are expected to testify.
TSA reportedly in no danger of being sued for carrying too many morons on payroll.
The joke is on them, once they realize that neither is important!
(For the religious minded that read this - it’s a joke, get over it! How you get your fix of spirituality is different than mine, and that’s A-OK. Humour is universal, though)
Just when you think Jeff Probst has run out of locations to shoot, he comes up with another gem.
Charged with failing to properly bikini wax before leaving the house, the case appears to be cut-and-dried and his right to a speedo trial will be upheld.
Suspects were unable to Excel at their chosen craft, will have a hard time Wrigleying out of this situation.
Gov’t cites the report as shocking proof that the stimulus package is working, should hold off taxpayer re-volt in the short term.