Marlene Arden / Phil Conti - Twitter Search →
lifeofbk: So, this is going well. Long story short, these guys wanted a promotional video on a $1000 budget. I got them two P2 cameras, a full light kit, and time at the (extremely expensive/amazing) LA Sound Gallery, along with a stuido engineer doing sound and Sean on second camera. Because they didn’t have the time/money to multrack a vocals/piano session, all sound was recorded and mixed...
Golf pro arrested on charges of child exploitation →
Police foil his attempt at sinking a hole-in-one.
Woman arrested after sex romp kills 75-year old... →
Proof positive that the penis mightier than the sword.
There is nothing worse in life than that moment during an argument when you...– Anon.
Truck full of grape juice overturns in Baltimore →
Amid complaints that the cleanup took far too long, city officials say people should stop wining already and squWelch’s further commentary.
Oil company Baker Hughes to buy BJ Services →
Local union officials are pleased at this new addition of benefits for the company’s hard-working staff.
Minnesota town considers ordinance stemming from... →
As of press time, no comment was available from fox urine industry lobbyists.
Jon Gosselin claims that the media are exploiting... →
In other news, Jon and Kate were recently awarded full Press accreditation.
Recession drives drug dealers to telemarketing →
Lines are manned by a crack team of operators skilled in speed dialing. Insiders hope that this new approach will get them out of the meth they’re in.
It's raining birds in Quebec City →
We’re now Heron that the immediate forecast calls for a chance of Thunderbirds and lightning Shrikes, returning to more Pheasant weather later in the week.
Authorities unable to capture llama →
Friends and family of the llama insist that this is a case of mistaken identity, as he is the spitting image of the real fugitive.
The Northern California chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) has...– What Facebook Quizzes Know About You (via sds) (via notthatkindagay) Facebook recently agreed (last week) to implement changes that will allow users to more precisely control what information is permitted to be seen by application developers. The current arrangement was in violation of Canadian...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-30) →
They Might Be Giants (112) Bloc Party (26) Disturbed (15) The Cardigans (14) Godsmack (12) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dwarf's penis stuck to vacuum cleaner →
Fans are shocked to learn how Happy got his name, representatives for S.White and the other six brothers were unavailable for comment.
Detroit man stole woman's car on 1st date →
Lucky bastard, I hardly ever get to third gear that quick.
postpunk: The Top 35 Or So Songs of the 80’s ...
Death Rays from Space, and how they can kill you! →
Death Ray insurance premiums skyrocket on the news.
Cornhole players prepare for big weekend →
Tournament to be played on brand new Astroglideturf surface.
American Pie actor Jason Biggs attacked by ape →
I know it’s been ten years, but Stiffler’s Mom has really let herself go.
Naked man hijacks Atlanta schoolbus →
Repeated chants of, “Hey busdriver, speed up a little bit, speed up a little bit…” failed to get him off in time.
The 7 Most Obnoxious Twitter Users →
By Katharine Shilcutt in Social Distortion Thursday, Aug. 27 2009 @ 3:58PM Twitter is faced with a looming problem these days. As it grows in popularity (and in users), Twitter backlash has grown alongside it. Non-Twitter users don’t understand the social opportunities associated with using Twitter and how Twitterers can quickly become part of networks that were never previously...
notthatkindagay: spoiler alert. Dumbledore is gay.
New park offers X-rated views of hotel guests →
Certainly not the craziest idea for a theme park ever, I suppose. Look at EuroDisney.
SPCA CEO's dog dies in hot car →
How the dog came to be in possession of a stolen vehicle is anyone’s guess.
Police, Neighbors prepare for Abortion... →
Plans are being re-thought about asking for volunteers from the audience. Billy Mays to provide running commentary on the proper procedure, but they haven’t heard back from him in a while.
Woman at mechanic's shop: "Oh, and I have a live... →
Charges are pending from Animal Control. Her lawyer says, “She’s innocent, she plans to bleat the rap, I kid you not.”
Scientists say we are a step closer to being able... →
Some time in the not-too-distant-future, Tom Cruise can step out through the invisible doorway of his invisible closet.
U.S. Army applies lessons of Iraq to Afghanistan →
Campaigns designed to anger and infuriate their citizens are being crafted as we speak.
pterodactyls: They Might Be Giants - Istanbul not...
Britain Under Attack by Angry Wasps →
Officials for the Church of England deny charges of collaboration with the enemy.
Custody of family of rabbits goes to court →
The adoptive couple, local hare-dressers, plan to relocate the new family to Coney Island should they win their case.
Injured Hooker defies pain to claim gold →
Results of the doping and STD tests carried out at the Prostitute’s Olympic Games were inconclusive, officials are going to the B sample.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-23) →
Eluvium (276) Matthew Robert Cooper (55) Siouxsie and the Banshees (46) At the Drive-In (34) Nine Inch Nails (31) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Westin hotel survey says people would pick good... →
No tagline, I just wanted to point this out as a proud, sex-loving Canadian.
Cornhole Craze Keeps a Lot of Folks Busy Between... →
What happens between consenting adults at the racetrack is none of our business.
Hunter charged with mistakenly killing man during... →
Profusely apologetic, the man says he’s very sorry and should be gibbon another chance.