December 2010
A Tale of Two Brothers
K: i feel like in 10 years we're gonna be laughing even harder at pick of destiny
D: probably because by then we wont have seen it for 10 years
D: so we'd be catchin up on old times
D: share some laughs
D: some tears
D: but they'll be laughs of joy
D: our friendship rekindled
D: after you got lost in the wilderness for 3 years
D: everyone thought you died man
D: i got so depressed
D: but then you came back man
D: you got outta there
D: and it was like rebirth
D: here i thought you were dead
D: i had all but moved on by that point
D: tried to get over your death
D: and i thought i was finally managing
D: finally ready to get on with my life
D: and you come back
D: with a beautiful, beaming smile
D: and i knew
D: i was home
D: homo*
HaikuLeaks →
loscheiner:
Some smarty-pants wrote a code that searches for haiku patterns in Wikileaks cables. Several of the accidental poems are quite lovely. Here are some that I enjoyed:
As is typical, the Pope stayed above the fray and did not comment.
Instead, he gulped three cans of Coca-Cola while inhaling his food.
Parts of the country are often cut off by snow and...
“Christ did not love humanity, He never said He loved humanity; He loved men.”
– G.K. Chesterton in Twelve Types (via gkchestertonquote)
10 Most Hopeful Stories of 2010 →
1. Climate Crisis Response Takes a New Direction. After the failure of Copenhagen, Bolivia hosted a gathering of indigenous people, climate activists, and grassroots leaders from the global South—those left out of the UN-sponsored talks. Their solution to the climate crisis is based on a new recognition of the rights of Mother Earth. Gone are notions of trading the right to pollute (which...
up-schist-creek said: It’s an online game. It...
vunderlaand:
ooh sweet…
i was definitely not much of a gamer, but i was friends with one who said he played “wow” all the time, so i assumed that’s what it was, haha.
i should become a gamer…it seems like a fabulous way to kill time.
Haha, yes, WoW is the same game. It’s pretty cheap compared to just about any other kind of entertainment - $15/month. So, like, less than one night at...
Reblog if you have piercings, tattoos, or have...
pastrytramp:
No ones gonna follow me, but I’ll reblog for the facts. :P
Two out of three, and the tattoo is coming soon :)
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I want to finish Dawn of War: II, but I can no...
The Hive Mind approves of your weakness…
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NEURO-FLUID ENEMA.: Giving a Coworker a Handjob... →
mielauxyeux:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is giving a coworker a handjob for his Amazon Kindle. We went out drinking after work one night and he was getting all flirty with me. I joked with him that I’d perform some sort of sexual favor in exchange for his new Amazon…
OK, for an iPad, I can see it.
But a *Kindle*???
. . .
Whore.
“A turkey is more occult and awful than all the angels and archangels. In so far...”
– G.K. Chesterton in All Things Considered (via gkchestertonquote)
BaQa'—or Is It Humbug? Klingons Attack a Holiday... →
notthatkindagay:
CHICAGO — Across the country this week, productions of Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” are warming hearts. In this city, one version poses this question: What if Charles Dickens were a Trekkie?
The answer runs an hour and 20 minutes and includes three fight scenes, 17 actors with latex ridges glued to their foreheads and a performance delivered entirely in Klingon—a...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19) →
Daft Punk (24)
Boards of Canada (7)
All Time Low (7)
The Maine (6)
We The Kings (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Zombie Cuddle: Some small thank-you's →
zombiecuddle:
So this is awfully late but about a week-and-a-half ago this blog turned two. I don’t know if it’s tacky or tasteless or whatever to celebrate blog birthdays, but it’s as good a time as any to be introspective — better, actually, since Jackie’s unfortunately not here so I’m listening to Aimee Mann and trying to keep the demons at bay. Anyways, here’s to all of you — and a few of...
Watchihavenightmares:
So back when I used to have a car in DC, I’d go exploring every saturday. I stumbled upon Porky the litter eater at a playground in a municipla park out in the burbs.
I for one would have been scared shitless of this thing.
Worst glory hole idea, ever.
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High school student charged for being drunk in... →
An officer was dispatched to the student’s second-period Algebra class to arrest her. She was subsequently charged with one count of Deriving Under the Influence.
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Sex game using Kinect controller cumming in 2011 →
Now you *really* don’t have any reason to move out of your mom’s basement. Or to even leave it, for that matter.
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World's largest camel beauty pageant in Abu Dhabi →
Unlike most human pageant contestests, these ones are more likely to be able to pick out their nation on a map of the world.
Worst Part About Removing Someone From Your Life...
hoarr:
Deleting the person’s dog as your friend on Facebook.
…
Poor thing doesn’t deserve that. She barely has any friends to begin with!
But if you don’t, they’ll hound you constantly.
“There are some desires that are not desirable.”
– G.K. Chesterton in Orthodoxy (via gkchestertonquote)
jhn brssndn!: Agreeing to Have a Gay Roommate →
bringtheruckuss:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is agreeing to have a gay roommate. We don’t get along at all and we have nothing in common. I try to avoid being in the room at the same time he is. It’s ruining my first year of college. He’s gotten drunk and tried to touch…
