Up Schist Creek: Archive

To sleep, perchance to dream

If one sleeping pill will knock me out, three are bound to give me the better part of tomorrow as an obvlivion I don’t have to worry about. I don’t know if I ever dream when I’m pumped full like this. Does it matter? I guess it’s enough that I get up the next day and fumble through the next 12 hours stoned out of my mind and unable to do much more than basic...

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“‎”No one in the world would believe you´re straight. You fell outta the...”

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Jan 28th

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Police search for Moron →

You would think by the time you get to 35 years of age, you’d have raised enough money to be able to afford the legal name change to anything other than “Moron” as your surname.

Jan 28th

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Shortage of O.B. Tampons Causes Rush, Boosts... →

The company apologizes for the inconvenience, saying that consumers can periodically expect brief shortages of this nature.

Jan 28th

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Suspect in attacks put face in women's buttocks →

The accused has been hospitalized for crack addiction.

Jan 28th

Sterling Mallory Archer!

Best show on TV right now, bar none.

Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

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“For fear of the newspapers politicians are dull, and at last they are too dull...”

– G.K. Chesterton in All Things Considered (via gkchestertonquote)

Jan 27th

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →

Forever the Sickest Kids (9) The Maine (9) Boys Like Girls (8) Cute Is What We Aim For (7) All Time Low (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

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“When Jon King sarcastically asked, “What to do for pleasure?” on Gang of Four’s...”

– Pitchfork: Album Reviews: Gang of Four: Content oh that’s clever (via postpunk) Awesome.

Jan 26th

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So tumblr only shows the 200 most recently tagged...

poptartsicle: WHAT. The. FUCK. Now how the fuck am I supposed to link to my 365 pics? I guess you could do custom post URLs for the whole series and make an index page or some kind?

Jan 25th

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Cosmic Tea Incident: Reblog with your Blog Title... →

alanachebs: britishguysrock: webothcouldseecrystalclear: dearfuture: thejetsetlife: ‘into your icy blues’ Lyrics to Demolition Lovers by My Chemical Romance. search and destroy. …search and destroy by 30 seconds to mars. ;) That The Inevitable End Was Near. Up Schist Creek is a Piers Anthony short story that appeared in a collection of his works called “Anthonology” that was...

Jan 25th

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I hate double standards

nobodysparkles: Why is it if a girl has sex with a bunch of guys, she’s a slut, but if a guy does the same thing, he’s a homosexual. Noice.

Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

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Keanu Reeves says the Wachowskis have plans for... →

They have a lot of work to do if they think they can fix the mess they made.

Jan 24th

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Congress Honors 9/11 First Capitalizers →

Recognizes Those Who Rushed To Cash In On Tragedy WASHINGTON—In an act that many are calling long overdue, Congress passed legislation this week to honor those Americans who were first on the scene to profit from the tragedy of Sept. 11, 2001. The so-called 9/11 First Capitalizers Act, which passed by a wide margin in both the House and Senate, is the first measure to recognize the utter lack of...

Jan 24th

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AllStolen: Review bombing →

allstolen: I’ve been third wheeling almost all of my couple-friends on dates. Whilst maintaining hilarious conversation I’m secretly thinking about things I’m going to write on Urban Spoon when I get home tanked. I usually pick a word and aim to use it at least 5 times. My favourite word to date has been… I’ve just found a new hobby, people.

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Cosmic Tea Incident: Ways to Insult Someone with... →

lifeispandemic: anotherfacade: There are many ways to insult someone with depression without trying very hard! These days “just snap out of it” lacks imagination. The best way is to give some unsolicited advice. Something simple, profound and potentially life changing. Here are some… All of these things and some others I’ve been told as well :-/

Jan 18th

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Jan 17th

Watch

jhnbrssndn: Regional Dialect Meme So, I know I’m late to this party, but lacey challenged me to this a couple of days ago. Shouldn’t it be called Funny Accent Meme? Say These Words: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting Image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup,...

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life's a musical

tristn: amanda and i spontaneously broke into song tonight and started singing the smiths’ “ask” together. it was awesome/weird/thrilling. XD As long as you don’t go into “Girlfriend in a Coma” from there, you should be fine.

Jan 14th

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