April 2011
The Sweden Solar System is the world’s largest permanent scale model of the solar system. The sun is represented by the Ericsson Globe in Stockholm, the largest hemispherical building in the world. The inner planets can also be found in Stockholm but the outer planets are situated northward in other cities along the Baltic Sea. It was started by Nils Brenning and Gösta Gahm. It is in the scale of 1:20 million.
- mom: when are we going out to dinner with [my boyfriend]?
- me: i don't know... sometime soon.
- mom: he should come up here and sit on our porch.
- me: that's a draw. hey [my boyfriend], wanna come up and sit on our porch.
- mom: well, i mean we can feed him too.
- me: oh good.
- mom: we could go out to eat around here and then he could stay over.
- me: ...
- mom: well, you're way down in the basement so we can't hear anything.
- me: MOMMMMMMM!!!
PC users’ tastes trend towards casual clothes, tunafish sandwiches, white wine, Hollywood movies, USA Today and Pepsi. Mac users prefer designer or vintage duds, hummus, red wine, indie films, The New York Times and (we’re not making this up) San Pellegrino Limonata.
The ever growing wave of good looking people I know is going to drown me in self disgust and contempt.
If I could top myself, I’d never have to leave the house.
*ba dum tish* Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week, try the veal!