i know i'm posting a lot of chats, but my parents are killing it lately.
- mom: when are we going out to dinner with [my boyfriend]?
- me: i don't know... sometime soon.
- mom: he should come up here and sit on our porch.
- me: that's a draw. hey [my boyfriend], wanna come up and sit on our porch.
- mom: well, i mean we can feed him too.
- me: oh good.
- mom: we could go out to eat around here and then he could stay over.
- me: ...
- mom: well, you're way down in the basement so we can't hear anything.
- me: MOMMMMMMM!!!
“If dinosaurs wrote a cookbook, we wouldn’t still be using the recipes. That’s all I’m saying.” —(via jessicareed)
If another of my friends from school becomes a model, I'll top myself.
The ever growing wave of good looking people I know is going to drown me in self disgust and contempt.
If I could top myself, I’d never have to leave the house.
*ba dum tish* Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week, try the veal!