Up Schist Creek

Why doesn't everyone understand this? It's not that hard.

• mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
• me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
• mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
• me:
• mom:
• me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
• me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
• me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
• mom:
• me:
• mom: this isn't normal